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If My Life Was A Film It Would Be…..
The first present Mr Eeh Bah ever bought me was a GPS running watch, a gift that sends two messages: 1. Do some exercise tubby and 2. I’m going to track your every movement. Neither of these are...
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How To Avoid Social Media Stress.
I should not be sitting at the computer ignoring my children writing this. I should be sitting at my computer ignoring my children making a photo album of my son’s first three months. Also I have...
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The weirdest way having a baby will change your life.
She’s eating stones. Lots has been written about how having a child will change your life, boundless love, sleepless nights yadda yadda yadda. But there is one unexpected change a child will bring: You...
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How To Survive Playgroup.
This is why we don’t stay at home. If the idea of walking into a room full of angry babies, exhausted mums and germ ridden toys fills you with dread then know that you are not alone. The whole idea...
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Coleen Rooney stole my baby name!
Aargh Coleen Rooney stole my baby name! Is the shout going out from literally no one. Klay? Let’s hope s/he’s good at tennis…. or pottery. (Seriously is it a boy or a girl I have no idea.) Even the...
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A letter to my beautiful daughter (or as Jo Swinson would prefer Dear Fugly)
You are without doubt the most frustratingly brilliant person I have ever met. Your beautiful brother is totally amazing too but we’ve seen it all before and are therefore less impressed. (Am I...
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Top 10 things you will do as a parent that you will not like.
I will make you do things you never dreamed possible. Like Katie Price flashing a nipple on her wedding day some things in life are destined to happen. Once you have children you will find yourself...
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So I was reading The Daily Mail online ( I know: No good sentence ever started with these words but stick with me). I was reading The Daily Mail for research purposes when a story broke that was so...
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Babywearing for beginners.
If you’re a fashionista in a panic you’ve missed a key trend for next season don’t worry! Babywearing is a way to transport an actual baby. Like pushing a pram except instead of wheels you use your...
View ArticleEeh Bah Mum has moved!
Coo ee! I’m over here www.eehbahmum.com. Expect the same shizz but better.* Whilst this will mean nothing to many of you it has basically meant a LOT of swearing to me. So pop over and have a look. All...
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